Sunday, September 30, 2012

Love a naughty laugh

The Camel A Captain in the foreign legion was transfered to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted mens barracks. He asked the Sargent leading the tour, "What's the camel for?". The Sargent replied "Well sir it's a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, uh, we have the camel." The captain said "Well if it's good for moral, then I guess it's all right with me." After he had been at the fort for about 6 months the captain could not stand it any more so he told his Sargent, "BRING IN THE CAMEL!!!" The sarge shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the captains quarters. The captain got a foot stool & proceeded to have vigorous sex with the camel. As he stepped, satisfied, down from the stool, and was buttoning his pants he asked the Sargent, "Is that how the enlisted men do it?" The Sargent replied, "Well sir, they usually just use it to ride into town."

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

A nifty piece of information.

Where is a womens G SPOT That’s the million-dollar sex question. Some researchers don’t believe in the G-spot; others staunchly defend its existence but disagree about its exact location. One school of sex researchers says the G-spot is the glandular tissue around the urethra (found behind your pubic bone, about two inches inside your vagina). Others believe it’s farther back, in a triangular area on the back of the bladder wall – called the trigone or T Zone – where three nerves come together. It’s probably some combination of these. But if your partner’s plucking the right strings, so to speak, does it matter which instrument he’s playing?

Monday, September 24, 2012

Call Me.

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I need to add me a few naughty boys to my collection. My pussy is wet and needy. Think I shall have one lick that cunt while I enjoy anothers cock with my mouth. Oh hell....who knows I may even let one at my ass too. Oh I am having such wicked thoughts. I think I need to cum. Cum with me on Nite Flirt. Call me.

Thursday, September 13, 2012

Lucy and I went to the all male revue and I brought myself home a boy toy! He was so talented with those hips that I just had to have more. His recovery rate was excellent too! I had his cock up several times last night and I made sure he used every hole I had. I am a little sore this morning though! I think next time I should bring home a couple of them! Their bodies are so delightfully tasty!

Friday, September 7, 2012

Welp I went to the naughty masked party! I loved it! I served as the main course. It was incredible! There were several couples there and each had a go at me! Some of them shared their turn. So at times I had 4 or 6 going at me all at once. Men and women explored, tasted ,spanked ,and fucked me. I came so much I couldnt walk! My ass and pussy were so sore I am still feeling that wonderful soreness a week later! My poor nipples will never be the same. They were sucked on for hours. I had such a wonderful time! When they invited me to come back for a weekend party, I think my skull swallowed my eyes. I dont know if I could enjoy a whole weekend of being a slave to all their needs! But I sure as hell gonna try!