A little anal is in order......

I just love anal sex. The orgasm is something that last and stays with you for a long time and right now.....I am in the need of some anal! Call me on Nite Flirt and let me fuck my ass for you! Lets cum together hard.

Apply to be my new pet....

MMMmmm thats right. I need a new pet. I need myself a new boy to train and tease. Wouldnt you like me to train you in the proper ways to serve a beautiful women? Oh I just love new pets. Call me on Nite Flirt and lets see if your up to my standards.

Love getting naughty in odd places!

I just love getting kinky! Myself and several friends were out driving to a retreat. On the way we just felt the erge to get some fucking done. Oh and the fucking we did! We had leaves stuck in our hair and pine needles on our ass! What fun! I will never pass up a chance to fuck.....no matter where we may be!

Explaining to your children that you have sex.....

I have grandchildren that are under the impression that I shouldn't be having sex! LOL If they only knew. My adult granddaughter found my toy box and began asking a load of questions. So of course I gave it to her straight. So now I am getting all these calls at the oddest hours with her asking me about sex. I suppose her husband is benefiting from my knowledge and experience! Or maybe its not her husband......I just dont know. After her last question though.....(she wanted to know what size strap on to get.) Well one things for sure....that apple didnt fall far from this tree!

Love myself a bit of strange!

This young man showed up at my door with a hard on and lots of energy. I took him around the block a few times then he kept going! Honey it was some excellent dick! We fucked for several hours before a friend of mine came knocking and of course joined in! Why dont you cum and join me on Nite Flirt? I will tell you all about my evening with some strange dick!

A little cock sucking ....

Oh I am in the mood for some cock sucking. A half of dozen or so of you boys will do I suppose! Cum on and shove that fat cock in my mouth. Give me that goo lover! Call me on Nite Flirt and lets enjoy cumming together.

I love a naughty laugh

Italian Spelling A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but she listens in horror as one of the men says the following; "Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, dey come together. I come again. Two asses, dey come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a more." "You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!" "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Imma just tellun my friend howa to spella Mississippi."

A comforting piece of advice.....

"Relax, pal, we all masturbate...I masturbate, you masturbate, we all masturbate...at Camp, we had a masturbation contest, I finished first and third."

I love a naughty laugh

This guy enters a restaurant, and orders a milkshake, "Not too thick, not too thin, but in the groove man, in the groove." The cook hears this and gets pissed off, but sends him the milkshake. The guy then orders a box of fries, "Not too crisp, not too soft, but in the groove man, in the groove." The cook is getting really pissed off at this, but he rolls up his sleeves and gets him the box of fries. Then the guy orders a hamburger, "Not too big, not too small, but in the groove man, in the groove." On hearing this, the cook storms out and charges up to the guy, and says, "You can just kiss my ass, not too much to the left, not too much to the right, but in the groove man, in the grooove.

Girls suck women swallow....I act my age!

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I live by that moto even if it does go against the grain of what is acceptable to society. I just dont see why I should curl up and pet my cat and wear moomoos. I am a vibrant energetic women of maturity. That doesn't mean I am a little ol lady. I try to stay as far away from that classification as possible. I have a sex drive to match any man and I see no reason not to follow up with it. I see it as educating the youth of tomorrow. These boys will learn from my experience and then make their future girlfriend or wives very happy in the bedroom. I think I will be having sex till the day I die and hope its how I go out. Orgasmically! What better way to go!

I love a naughty Laugh

Sweatshirts A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies. A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a blue "Y" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Yale and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Yale sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies. A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a green "M" on her chest. "Do you have a boyfriend at Michigan?" asks the doctor. "No, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin. Why do you ask?"

A little info for the less informed....

I was out with a girlfriend and we were talking frankly about our sex lives. When she told me that she had never had a orgasm while having intercourse. Then she asked what's wrong with me? So I told her some real truths and gave her this to read.

“If you can’t have orgasms with intercourse, you’re normal.” “Sometimes women get upset because their partners say, ‘My last lover could have orgasms, so there must be something wrong with you.’” Now, assuming you don’t dump him for being an insensitive cad, you’re well within your rights to point out that about 70% of women don’t orgasm during intercourse without direct clitoral stimulation. You can also clue him in to the fact that it’s perfectly OK for one of you to lend a hand. “Touching your clitoris during sex really ups the chances that you’ll have an orgasm,” If you’ve never experienced an orgasm – and about 10% of women haven't – you might consider investing in some slippery lube (not oil, which can irritate sensitive vaginal tissues) and experiment alone. Don’t get discouraged if there are no immediate fireworks. “The first time, it might take an hour of stimulation to produce an orgasm; it might also take many tries to get comfortable with the feelings of strong arousal.”